What's..a due date?

I bullshitted the whole half a week my teacher told me about this essay.

It was due 4 days ago!

It's a good thing I'm a fast writer and I like writing or I'd be FUUUCKED!!!

Ahh, why'd I'd choose such a sucky topic, anyway?

My mom's not even going to read it after I'm done!..She reads my older brother's essays but not mine...